Vaguely Apropos of Nothing (lalartu) wrote,
Vaguely Apropos of Nothing
lalartu

HA!

As seen on castironskillet

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/212946173.html






() () () NEW Campagnolo Bottom Bracket [total chick magnet] () () ()
Date: 2006-09-27, 12:31PM EDT


You're riding down 18th street on a cool fall afternoon. You notice all the women aged 21-35 are standing along the sidewalk, all staring at you. As you stop for a red light, one approaches:

HER: Pardon me, is that a Campagnolo bottom bracket?
YOU: Why yes... it is.
HER: [blushes] Wow, you must be a man of true discernment... tell me big boy, how big IS it?
YOU: 111mm.
HER: [stammers, begins to twitch] E-english threaded?
YOU: ENGLISH threaded...
HER: [tearing off clothes] YOU TOTAL HUNK OF A MAN, TAKE ME NOW!!!!
YOU: [under your breath] Thanks, craigslist!!

Seriously dudes, it could happen to you. This thing is BRAND-FREAKING-NEW! Reduced price!

* this is in or around Columbia Heights/Petworth
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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